“Wanna support the hospitality industry? Wait until tonight to eat out because your waiters are more hungover than you. ALSO: Brunch ain’t a meal.” Just a friendly New Year’s Day PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT from The Bad Deal. I’m proud to say I haven’t brunched since November 2010 and I encourage you join me in the fight to END BRUNCH forever by giving it up for all of 2012. You can make those $12 eggs yourself at home for just $1. Here’s the recipe: crack the eggs, then cook them. It’s that simple. But we’ll take things one hungover weekend morning at a time. Skip brunch today and next Saturday is still a week away.
#ENDBRUNCHFOREVER
Ugh, now I have to choose sides in the war on brunch? Fine, LET’S DO THIS. On behalf of all brunch overtippers, I declare you our mortal enemy. #TEAMBRUNCH
Let the record show that I was against brunch long before being against brunch was cool. Brunch is for assholes. No one can deny this.
Plus, the NFL season isn’t over yet. There are better things to do on Sundays than eat overpriced eggs and really overpriced mimosas.
You guys are doing brunch wrong. My brunch spot has free, unlimited mimosas with a $9 bacon and eggs platter AND football. It’s pretty much heaven.
Um, maybe I’m an asshole, but I fucking love brunch. Eggs and sausage at noon and I get to day drink champagne while wearing tshirt and last nights makeup? Lines in the sand have been drawn, and I stand for brunch.
